8 walk: a tragedy by Morgan Hilton

Life sometimes sucks. Look, I even googled it.

Especially life sucks for this bird because... it went the way of all true Americans and got reeeeeeeeeeeally fat. Now it is trapped in a cage forever, taunted by the open door. Never escaping. Probably hearing the never ending song of birds outside the window. But hey, what are you going to do? ...Diet I guess. Let's just say, I'm glad my life isn't as sucky as this pathetic bird.
Anyway....
I was really going to tell a sad tale. It all started with... well, 8 walk. It started strong... and it only grew from there... then, MBM.
MBM was the peak of 8 walk. We were never so religious about our nightly walk. Probably cause we had a fairly good reason to walk. (hott boys tend to do that...) Then.. well you could say that ended badly. B is an A hole. and M and M.. well, we rock. (I just covered like half the alphabet!)

^^^^^clearly m rocks^^^^^
We slowly lost it. 8 walk faded and died. Summer was good, then school hit, life started sucking and.... :/ Last time we walked was about............ shoot. a few months.
I just miss the days when we 8 rocked mostly...
But we are bringing it back. Yes, sexy. but also the walk. Because life is always better with 8 o'clock
and I think everyone in the world should 8 walk. Except probably not. Then our whole neighborhood would be outside and hear everything we say..... so no. Don't 8 walk. Please.

Unless you are that bird in the cage. Walking is a great weight-loss program! Walk away, birdy. Walk and be free :)
-Morg

outlook.

well, i recently visited a friends blog. recently as in... an hour ago. it was so cute. really. she did a great job. the posts were all well written, the background looked great, she had the whole deal.

i came on over to our blog..... disaster. if you remember only a short time ago (like 40 minutes because i just fixed it), we had a bad looking blog. and evil cats. thanks morg. so, i actually took time. genuine time. time i could have spent on homework. to fix our lovely blog here. i personally think it turned out quite nice. i like the look. gray is my favorite.

well, along with my friends really good looking blog, she had some really good posts too. that's where i feel we are either 1) lacking. hard. or option number 2 and most likely) our post are the best. they are our own, and they are us, and they are... well, you can fill in the rest. you know.

that is all really. enjoy the new look. i know i will.

hott genes

so... basically. everyone who is even sort of attractive, happen to be related.

morg: i'm related to them.

me: what? no you're not. how are you related?

morg: because i'm hott.

me: hahahahahhh. my cats are kinda cute? 

gus and baby cat. they are freaks.

but.. SOCUTE:) :)

MBM

WE LIKE ACRONYMS.
BIHASGMBMWE. that means something. it may be an untrue statement at this point, but it none the less means somthing. Anyway, Batman is in our top 56 favorite things in the world.
B eing
A wesome
T his
M uch
A nnoys
N obody
so there ya go.
POGS
BATMAN
MM (no b)

dear morgan...

it's fine, you don't have to reply to all the replies... but i just want you to know.... 

and i don't know any talking dolphin's. so probably, you're the best. 

re re re ereeeraesrklsdjfksejarfiahrfgiobdahfcjvkbandf

i forgot what reply we were on.... ^clearly.

um... what the freak happened to 8 walk dude. this blows. and what you just texted me, about 8 walk.. stop. please. now. you're making me feel...... ew. just no. neighbors are over-rated.

and as for the twitter thing.... no. i will never get a twitter. sorry yo.

re re re this is a joke

MAEGAN HI.
go get twitter. blog your twitter name... i'll follow you and then tweet you every second of my life. :)
#thuglife #sincethatmakessense #8walktonight #questionmark?

re: re: real

#bestfriendsforevereventhoughweneverevenseeeachotheranymore
#questionmark

but really. school sux. but it's good. i rode in the elevator, 7 floors, all alone today. that never happens. lucky me, i guess.

sometimes, i think i don't have friends at school... and then i remember that i don't. except, kinda i do.... i do have friends:



you remember jeremy right? good. :) he's my friend.

and, i don't even have a twitter account.

re: this is real

Hey maegan. I'm.... Just trying to tweet. Harder than it seems. #shouldbedoinghomework #twitterprobs #WeAreTotesHavingABlogConverstion #awkmuch?
So... what the crap are you up to on this lovely afternoon? #NeverSeeYouAnymore #HateSchool #8walkisnowaweeklything #suxtosuck #busylifeprobs #atleastwe'relearning?
talk to ya... later. probably on the blog. #lastresort #thatislow #IsThisWhatWeHaveComeTo?
well... #seeya

this is real

oh, morg. hey.

what up?

nbd

so. sometimes, i get these jobs. funny jobs. real freaking funny jobs. no joke. 

the latest, well it isn't that funny. i have been stuffing envelopes for this company. it's cool. 

we did all of those before lunch. after lunch, we made it to 2500 envelopes.

^^^ that is the not so weird job.

i do that, while morgan goes to school.. school blows. 

the really super weird job that i got into. picking worms at a golf course. yep, worms. monday through thursday's. 9 o'clock until 11. with my mother and step dad. haha 

it was the worst. but we love the worst, so really it was great. really awesome. one night.... i talked morgan into going. well, we had fun. wear your sweats, duck tape garbage bags to your legs and crawl on your hands and knees pulling worms from the sopping wet ground, with your head lamp shining the way. you get paid by the hour. 

we made dang good moneys. 

and.... we sang justin bieber 'boyfriend' the whole time. only not the whole song, just parts of it. 

"if i was your boyfriend, i'd never let you go..."

the last job. well, i am a nanny, right? got morgan to be one too... i sat in the car in front of their house for a good 45 minutes today while i waited for morgan to be done with her interview. 

i played tiny tower. 

and frogger. 

love it. 

so hard. 

we sail

We have recently acquired SAILOR status.

Sometimes, we go sailing for mutual and it's legit... but it also blows (no pun intended ;)) because, it's maegan's last young womens activity. :/ :/ :/

Hate that really. so so so so much.

the worst.

 

But really, we love the worst, cause look at that ^^^^^^^^^ THAT is the best. 

So calm and pretty :)

I think I'll go write sailing on my summer bucket list and then check it off

P.O.G.S.

prom?

yep. prom.

of course we went... morgan made the cake. duh. she's pretty much the best.

okay, okay. it was a prom birthday party. for a girl in our ward. the best part... her dress matched the cake!!

it was so great. pretty much, rachel and i made morgan go so we could go to prom..
we talked about it... kinda joking at first. but then, after morgan tried on ranch's dresses, we for real decided to go. we got all ready, drove for half an hour... went to prom. for 8 minutes. drove home, visited landon and  got pizza, and ate pizza in our dresses, on the porch swing. real good.

proof.

forget the fact that rachel is washed out... morg looks sups tan, and her dress may or may not have been unzipped.... and i am smiling with my teeth. :/

it was real great. super fun night. we all looked hott.....

The Tat Tut

(our tattoo tutorial)

Wow. kind of a tongue twister. Anyway, Maegan and I made our own temporary tattoos! Hooray!

So you start off with: a wet cloth, tracing paper, baby powder (or you can use corn starch), eyeliner, makeup brush, a pencil, ethyl alcohol (cleaning alcohol), cotton balls, a picture of what you want it to look like, and waterproof liquid bandage spray. DEFINITELY get the spray kind. We made that mistake.

Trace the picture (easier if it's simple, you'll have to draw it with eyeliner later) onto the tracing paper (you can just use parchment paper, works the same)

I love my octopus.

after you trace it using your pencil, clean the area you want the tattoo with the alcohol. Then, place it face down on your skin and use the wet cloth to get wet. Hold it there for about a minute. The image will transfer onto your skin. Like this:

 Now, trace the image in eyeliner. probably someone will have to do this for you. Especially if it's on your shoulder...

using your makeup brush, cover the area in baby powder.

then spray on the liquid bandage spray

let it dry and you are done!

this is maegan's, it's a dreamcatcher :) :) :) 

and you can't forget the bat tat :)

Trend Setters.

We... are trend setters. What can we say? One day, we made these sweatshirts.. 

crew neck, cool story bro AWESOMENESS.

and  then I go to San Francisco..

Lo and behold, crew neck cool story bro sweatshirts.

For the record, we had them first.

I really think the only differences are, ours are very soft, hand made, slightly different font and our "tell it again" ends with the classic question mark. WE?! (what else)

On a scale of one to ten, the ones you can buy in the store are a -5. Ours sets the standard with a solid ten rating. If you are interested in the higher quality, handmade ones, please contact us. 

$80 each. Tips greatly appreciated. 

(MAEGAN... feel free to edit.. that was random. haha.)

target

so pretty much we love target. we love it a lot. we love it so much. 

mostly we go there to spray ourselves with perfume. except when it's all gone. 

but that's okay, when that happens.. we just leave a note for them to refill.

which they don't. :/

well... the other day, we were eating our taco bell. in the car. in the target parking lot. it was early morning mostly. this car flew into the parking lot. and out came these two old ladies. 

.....us. in 70 years. 

i documented. 

the tall one. me. 

the shorter. morg. 

spring break in our convertible and morgan's cane. hahah :)

we laughed so hard. this picture seriously sums it up quite nicely.

-morgs truck

-jenny the fish in the corner

-target

-convertible

-spring break

-us +70 years. 

-taco bell.

For Morg 101

We might be a little addicted to.... Pinterest.

I welcome you to the "for morg" board.

http://pinterest.com/maetingey/for-morg/

 This is Maegan's pinterest board containing about 70 pins from Maegan or me. Our friendship can seriously be described by this board. E cards, friendship quotes, funny jokes, how much we hate one direction, 8:00 walk, boys, sarcastic hating everyone pins... it's got it all. Just how we roll. Long live the for morg board. We'd all die with out it.

porch swing epidemic.

that awkward moment when your porch swing has become an epidemic.

epidemic: affecting or tending to affect an atypically large number of individuals within a population, community, or region at the same time.

it used to just be us.... then occasionally one or two others... now, i come home to the whole neighborhood just swinging. really though, it's pretty great.

the best. love it. always. everyday. faty?



well folks. this is the only picture i have. but this is it. this is our epidemic. feel free to come visit if you like. there is always room.... and company. and sometimes even waffles. :)

Very good!

this is us. and our sups cool, handmade sweatshirts. yeah, you're jealous. we know. it's whatevs.

Tell it again?
this is us. and our sups cool, handmade sweatshirts. yeah, you're jealous. we know. it's whatevs.
~M

Chalk

Sometimes....

On our 8 o'clock walk, we bring chalk. And bat tat the whole neighborhood! We call it... 8 o'clock chalk. 
What else? 

Not our's...

Inspiration for... THE BAT TAT
(bat tat, traced in pen on your forearm, means you are SINGLE and ready to MINGLE)
SO GOOD

Or we get lazy and just write an M. For Morgan and Maegan... like we are 12 again. Love it. 

#8:00chalk 

#battat 

pound swag :)

sux to suck

pretty much we're the best at what we do... except maybe blogging. 

In the beginning

Every day.... we go on a walk. EIGHT O'CLOCK WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thus began the blog. Enjoy